Lily Allen and the Smile Video

December 28, 2006 at 1:49 pm (Culture, Music)

Dear lily

I posted this little rant earlier this year on the excellent media-underground site’s forums, but as Allen is featuring rather heavily in all of the end of year Music polls I thought I’d repost it here (wiv some minor adjustments):

At the moment, in the UK, the latest and hottest young talent to be hyped up to high heaven is 20-year old chanteuse Lily Allen. Lauded by everyone from music journalists to middle-aged, middle class, cultural commentators writing for the broadsheets, the wayward (she’s especially forthcoming about her various cred-boosting drug exploits and likes to boast about having been expelled or suspended from school on several occasions), though not too wayward, sprog of loutish Welsh, England supporting, thespian and professional wanker, Keith Allen, is currently celebrating her second week at number one with a rather lovely little song called Smile. Having established her fan base through myspace (credit where it’s due she was one of the first to really exploit myspace in this way) Allen couldn’t be more sickeningly relevant, more contemporary, and so she’s found herself riding the crest of the zeitgeist just as The Streets and more recently the Arctic Monkeys have done.

In her publicity she likes to come across as smugly aloof, with the affected attitude of bemused detachment that’s so typical of self-absorbed teenagers nowadays. That is not entirely unsurprising: I mean it usually takes a few more years before the childhood conviction that the universe revolves around you and you alone begins to lose some of its grip and, of course for many people it never does. But amidst the predictable bombardment of Lily Allen hype and publicity from media sources eager to profit from Allen’s ascendancy, one thing that did genuinely shock and offend me was the promotional video she starred in for Smile.
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

December 22, 2006 at 3:49 pm (Personal)

2006 has undoubtedly been one of the worst years of my life (so far — and I hope they don’t come much worse),  so I’m more than glad that it’s almost over. I know, I know, it’s nothing more than a change of calendar date, and that thinking of my life in terms of yearlong chunks might well encourage some kind of complacency, but my luck has been more than awful over the past 12 months. My familial relations, my social relations, career prospects, mental and physical wellbeing, etc, have all suffered massively –  I know I won’t have many fond memories of this year – especially the latter half during which I was subjected to many ugly things, and in which I did some ugly things too.  The world outside my little cocoon also become a much shittier place in general, and sometimes when I’m particularly down I switch on the news and it’s reassuring to see other people suffering across the world, to know that it’s not just me– that I’m not completely alone. Like yesterday for example. Something especially upsetting happened yesterday which left me feeling weak and numb and which I still feel very shaken from right now as I type. So, I lay down on the sofa and switched on Channel 4 news which was showing a special report on the carnage in Iraq: the words and pictures relaying in some miniscule measure just how the sheer horrors faced by everyday Iraqis have intensified many-fold in the past 12 months. I felt really perverse for thinking this, but it did make me feel a bit better about what’d happened to me, gave me some morbid perspective. See, at least that’s not happening to me

Ah, anyway, it’s Christmas soon, and that usually means some good films on the TV. But this year it’s just crap. I mean, where are all the old Carry On films, British sitcom spin-offs, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, the 80’s American classics?

To round off,  there were some bright spots to this year, mostly discovering new music, films and books, and losing myself in them. Here are my favourites:

CDs:

Neko Case - Fox Confessor….

Gregory Isaacs - Night Nurse

The Congos - Heart of the Congos

Gram Parsons - Grievous Angel

Books:

Kurt Vonnegurt - Slaughterhouse Five

Charles Dickens - Great Expectations

 Fyodor Dostoevsky - The Brothers Karamazov

…oh my mind’s blanked out at the mo, but I’ll add more.

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Desi Italiana’s Response

December 14, 2006 at 12:35 am (Israel/Palestine)

I’ve had a few very interesting responses to my previous ‘Why I’m so angry’ post, in which I set out to explain (as the title suggests) why I was angry about I/P, and why I thought it was an extremely important topic. Douglas Clark’s response was to question whether I was not “in danger of becoming a one trick pony” by concentrating so heavily on I/P (and knowing so much about it — though I really don’t), when there are a huge number of other attrocities occuring across the world; he was also concerned that I was at risk of being swallowed up by my own bitterness at the injustices that I perceived. I responded in a brief message, but yesterday, Pickled Politics regular and Pass the roti contributor Desi Italiana gave a far more eloquent and thoughtful response to Douglas Clark as well as to Chairwoman’s comments about the nature of the US funding to Israel. So, I thought (with Desi’s permission) I’d repost them on the front page. So here they are (in red):

“But Darfur isn’ sexy enough. Congo isn’t sexy enough. No western country can be blamed so it doesn’t become the object of worldwide ire. I see that as fundamentally hypocritical.”


I totally disagree.
It’s not that Darfur and other conflicts aren’t “sexy” enough and I/P is. What’s infuriating are a couple of things.First, I/P is the most publicized conflict in the world. I think a lot of this has to do with the fact that the Holocaust happened in Europe, to a group that was European (even when speaking about the Holocaust, people focus on European Jews, even those Gypsies had been slaughtered as well). That a European event is THE event, and the Holocaust is THE holocaust/genocide is one characteristic.Second, it is mindblowing that given the fact that it’s the most publicized conflict, excuses, double standards, and exceptions are made for Israel. No one in their right mind can come up with a plausible justification for the atrocities in Darfur, or say, apartheid in South Africa, but in Israel’s case, justifications abound.

Thirdly, the misinformation and ommission is astounding. The conflict is so mentioned and covered, YET IT IS COMPLETELY SKEWED.There are way too many instances of this in the media. But a couple stand out. I remember in Italy, I was watching a popular evening political talk show. The whole show was on I/P (as were most political shows in Italy), and one journalist pointed out that Israel had bombed a hospital in Lebanon during the 1982 invasion. The host- a noted journalist himself- completely cut off the journalist and actually said, “Come on, let’s not say that Israel would do this. Israel’s not like that.” The other journalist looked at him dumbfounded and said that it’s written all over the place, and well documented by Western sources and even Israeli sources- humanitarian agencies, the Red Cross, and what not. The host said, “It’s not true” and moved on. Here is a show that is one of the most widely watched prime time show, run by a journalist. What kind of journalist are you if you don’t even know the facts, or care to? Another telling situation is a poll conducted by an American group “If only Americans knew.” Americans were asked who they thought killed Palestinian children. An overwhelming majority said “Palestinians” even though the truth is that the majority of the Palestinian children are killed by the IDF (and some even thought that Palestinian children don’t even get killed, most thought it was Israelis even though the ratio of Israelis to Palestinians killed is so unbelievably lopsided). Again, in the US the conflict is always referenced to in the media; yet the framing of the media gives the impression that Palestinians are killing their own children.

The third reason is related to the above. Time and time again, I’m astonished at how inconsistent people can get. This happens especially in leftist and “progressive” circles: they will eloquently denounce colonalism, imperialism, military occupation, ethnic cleansing, genocide and so on when it happens in other countries/nations, but when it comes to Israel, the same criteria doesn’t apply. In fact, defending Israel has become a “leftist” cause.

When Palestinians are actually taken into consideration, it’s only partial: they have “legitimate grievances”: “grievances” of course always being vaguely referred to (also, note the word choice of “grievance”: as if they are complaints or whining). A friend of mine who is totally off the political spectrum and is a staunch leftist even once said to me when I sent him an article on Palestinians, “That’s a well compiled list of grievances”. I told him that it’s not a list of grievances, but that the list should grieve US. With all the coverage surrounding I/P, what is so blatant and in your face is somehow not.

Lastly, Israel’s occupation is the longest military occupation of the 20th century, carried on into the 21st. I also think that the question of Israel is going to pave the way for a lot of how governments and nations can be let off the hook. It’s no suprise that the right wing fascist Hindutva movement in India has consistently and constantly spoken of Israel as a “model” and vociferously assert that Israeli Jews and Indian Hindus share a natural affinity.

“I am fed up hearing that America pays for all this. The American aid package is extremely crafty. The deal baiscally is that the US gives $X to Israel each year, but the majority of it has to be spent on arms purchased from American companies. Pay for Israel’s atrocities?”


This is wrong. You’re referring to the arms part of the package, not the aid in its entirety. It is true that military aid is the way you say it is, but there is the “economic” aid, which is what people refer to when they talk about taxpayer monies. There are a couple of things: Israel is the largest recipient of US foreign aid, and it is also apparently the most special: unlike other recipients, Israel doesn’t not have to offer an accountability for how it has spent the money. Many of the “settlements” have been constructed with US taxpayer money. Another thing is that there is over a billion in private US funds, which are tax deductible. There are also agencies that make up a part of the aid: the Pentagon, Department of Commerce, and so on. These are all taxpayer monies.
(Also, even with the military aid, the defense industries that profit the most– who do you think pays for that? The US government for years has been using public monies to finance private industries, and the defense industry is one of the largest beneficiaries, since it is contracted out by the government. This information is nothing new).There are infinite sources on how much taxpayer money is used to fund Israeli activities, including government documents such as the Congressional hearings.To expand on my comment “I also think that the question of Israel is going to pave the way for a lot of how governments and nations can be let off the hook.”–

Also, the issue of religion, the state, politics and nationalism all being intertwined as it is in the case of Israel (more so and more explicitly than in other countries, besides Pakistan). In addition, Israel and Pakistan are the only two countries to have been founded on religion, and the implications of that are far reaching. Furthermore, the meaning of “democracy”– if countries like Israel and the US are lauded as “democracies” when many of their actions, policies and so on are not so democratic in practice, what does this mean? That as long as you have the label “democracy,” there is no way in hell that they could be anything but, and that they could get away with a lot of things (ie flouting international law, flagrant violations of human rights, military complex and military state, racism, etc…)

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Schama - Insincere grimace to camera

December 2, 2006 at 12:54 am (Israel/Palestine)

As a fan of irony I’ve been treated to some rich pickings this week. One particularly juicy bit of irony stems from the fact that Simon Schama, distinguished art historian, television personality and apologist for Israeli war crimes decided to dedicate this week’s installment of his series of BBC art history films the Power of Art, each focusing on one particular masterpiece and the artist who created it, to Picasso’s Guernica. Guernica, perhaps one of Picasso’s most celebrated pieces, was painted in reaction to the merciless and horrific aerial bombardment of the titular Basque town. It was and remains one of the most powerful and moving public demonstrations of extreme and unalloyed outrage at the inhumanity of such an attack on innocent people.

Rewind back a few months to the merciless and horrific bombing and levelling of civilian areas of Lebanon from land, sea and air, and we find Schama discussing the Israeli attacks, not with a Picasso-esque sense of, almost inexpressible, indignation at the sheer bloody brutality of murdering hundreds of innocent civilians to achieve an unjust aim, but in defense of Israel (though admittedly with a faux sincere show of anguish, the painted face most of Israel’s supporters like to show when defending the indefensible). Here’s a transcript of Schama’s performance:

Of course the spectacle and suffering makes us grieve. Who wouldn’t grieve? But it’s not enough to do that. We’ve got to understand.

You’ve even got to understand Israel’s point of view. I did; I lived in Haifa, a bit [I assume he's never lived in Beirut]. But, look: supposing you were in Aberdeen or Inverness, and rockets were raining down on you every day, sent by people who didn’t accept the right of your country to exist.

In reply, what would you do? [Kill hundreds of innocent women and children?]

In my view, what Israel’s doing - bombing city centres - is ultimately not going to help [i.e., I've got no moral qualms, it's just not very apposite as a tactic] its own attempt to get rid of a mini-army like Hezbollah that’s devoted to its own destruction.

But it has to do something. It has to actually act in some way which is going to make it more likely that there will be proper inter international intervention, a truce, a much bigger United Nations presence and, in the end, the disarming, as called for by a United Nations resolution, of Hezbollah.

It doesn’t help to talk about World War III because petrol prices have gone through the roof. That’s a recipe for hysteria, posturing and inertia.

What we need is just the opposite. For all the misery and hatred and damage and horror that the Middle East puts itself through, nothing - nothing - is irreversible.

What we want now is determination, consistency and reason. And who from? From the United Nations

And yet even after making this defense of the massacre of innocents Schama still feels qualified enough as a human being to make a documentary on Guernica. Somehow I doubt Picasso was trying to understand the Nazis with a view to excusing their bloody excesses when he painted it.

Plus,

Jonathan Cook has an excellent piece on HRW’s weasely words condemning the right of Palestinians to non-violent resistance — another unwelcome source of irony. (Norman Finkelstein has also covered this extensively and is encouraging people to write to HRW, further details here)

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