I hate those bloody Foreigners! Think I’ll become one!

The streak of wank that is Morrissey 

Why is it that the arseholes who moan about there being too much immigration into the UK, and about how it’s diluting Britain’s distinctive Anglo-Saxon/Aryan culture, always end either up threatening to IMMIGRATE themselves, or like bequiffed indie tosser Morrissey –who’s just got into some bother for opening his big fat mouth about there being too many foreigners round these parts – have already immigrated to somewhere else, much to the betterment of this country. I mean, why do you think it’s OK to pollute ’someone else’s’ country with your pasty white presence and your loud ignorant opinions?  Why spoil another country?

In the past one of the most popular solutions to the prospect of an overwhelming tide of foul-smelling foreigners coming here and threatening the greatness of this nation was to cry repatriation. But nowadays that’s a bit too nazi-like even for the likes of Mozzer, so they’re reduced to fucking off somewhere else or telling us about how they’ve been forced to contemplate it. The UK is such a cold, miserable shitty country, crammed so full of deadbeats, workshy drunkyards and Conservatives that we should welcome these influxes of new blood, of people willing to actually work for a living and willing to live here. In particular we should be thankful to this influx of foreigners if it means we lose a Morrissey or two along the way.