I came home earlier this evening to find this braw racing pigeon (racing pigeon I assume cause of the little green tag attached to its majestic feet) had lodged itself into the narrow space between the kitchen cupboards and the celling. I dont know how the fuck it got in, or what it was looking for. However, it decided to stay the night perched up there atop the cupboard — or rather wasnt able to launch itself into flight and escape the misery of companionship with yours truly.
So to celebrate I threw crumbs of stale bread up at it, filled up my absent flatmate’s tupperware container with tap water, et voila it had its own little resevoir of water up there, glaring down at me. Shitting itself to its heart’s content it soon made itself at home. The RSPCA tell me they’re coming round sometime this year to get it the fuck out, but till then it’s my new best friend. Erik Heinecke suggested I interview pidgey (as I call him) as a follow up to my Rev Spook interview.
Anas: Please introduce yourself/How would you best describe yourself ?
coo-coo-coo. coo coo. coooo
Anas: how important is Discordianism in your work and in your life? What do you do to maintain your relationship with the goddess Eris?
coo. coo-coo-coo. coo (pidgey squeezes out another load onto the dusty cupboard top)
Anas: Change of tack. Musically who are your biggest influences, and who are your biggest anti influence
coo. coo, coo-coo-coo. coooooo.
ANAS: What have you got coming up?
Getting the fuck away from you, ya fanny.
“…Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.”
-Tenckai of Chaos.
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